03 April 2007
6 Hope is going to have a photo-taking session tomorrow!
Yayness!
Jasmine kept pulling my bag in the morning.
She's so evil.
Anyway,
I found some jokes from SHEA.
Quite funny la.
Q: Why is Superman's shirt so tight fitting?
A: Cos his shirt is small sized, there's a 'S' in front.
Q:What shampoo does catholics use?
A:Head and shoulders.
Q:What shampoo does Jesus uses?
A:Follow Me.
Q:What shampoo does christian use?
A:Rejoice.
Q:Which emperor is blind?
A:Kang Xi(Can't See)
Q:Which chinese pop song is dedicated to the female reproductive system?
A:Show Luo's 精舞门(Sperm Dancing Gate)
I guarantee Gwen will be laughing non stop.